Words to live by

Losing - If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

Individuality - Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.

Indifference - It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

Misfortune - While good fortune often eludes you, this kind never misses.

Modivation - If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.

Procrastination - Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.

Stupidity - Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are idiots.

Doubt - In the battle between you and the world, bet on the world.

and my personal favorite demotivational saying

Destiny - You were meant for me. Perhaps as a punishment.