If you throw a cat out the car window, does it become kitty litter?
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Is it ok to use the AM radio after noon?
What do chickens think we taste like?
What do you call a male ladybug?
What hair color do they put on a bald man's driver liscence?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it called tourist season if we're not allowed to shoot at them?
Why do you need a driver's liscence to buy liquor, when you can't drink and drive?
Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
Why are there floatation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?
How does the guy that drives the snowplow get to work?
If the 7-11 is open 24/7, 365, why are there locks on the doors?
Ya know that indestructible little black box used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane outta that?
If a firefighter fights fire, and a crimefighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?
If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
Why do they put braille dots on the keypad of a drive up ATM?
Why is it that when you transport something by car it's called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
If con is the opposite of pro, is congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call it the airport terminal?
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I don't know about driver's licenses, but in the military, a bald man's hair color is listed as fleshtone. Seriously. I had a bald air force friend show me.
oh wow.. That's... interesting? I would have never guessed that, I would have thought it would be left blank!! :)
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