Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Hymns For All Things

The Dentist's hymn - Crown Him With Many Crowns

The Weatherman's hymn - There Shall Be Showers of Blessings

The Contractor's hymn - The Church's One Foundation

The Tailor's hymn - Holy, Holy, Holy

The Golfer's hymn - There's a Green Hill Far Away

The Politician's hymn - Standing On The Promises

The Optometrist's hymn - Open My Eyes That I Might See

The IRS Agent's hymn - I surrender All

The Gossip's hymn - Pass It On

The Electrician's hymn - Send The Light

The Shopper's hymn - Sweet By and By

The Realtor's hymn - I've Got A Mansion Just Over The Hill Top

The Massage Therapist's hymn - He Touched Me

The Doctor's hymn - The Great Physician

~ For those who speed on the highway ~
45mph - God Will Take Care Of You

55mph - Guide Me, O Thou Great Jevovah

65mph - Nearer My God To Thee

75mph - Nearer Still Nearer

85mph - This World Is Not My Home

95mph - Lord, I'm Coming Home

Over 100mph - Precious Memories

No comments: